This just in -

Born with a Beard has been awarded an honorable mention in
Writer’s Digest’s 2007 self-published book contest.

Some of the judges’ comments –

This book is hilarious.
A book parents will love and want to share with their children.
Laugh-out-loud funny and engrossing from the first sentence to the last.
Innovative, entertaining and extraordinarily clever.

I promise, I did not make this stuff up.